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B b b break!

It's a family tradition of ours for the whole family to get sick on breaks. Nice to know that the tradition still lives this year. Not. Just kidding, I'm very thankful that we all just have colds and are full of green snot rather than something else. Knock on wood. Hey, if the kitchen smells bad, I can't smell it just saying. So what have I done on this glorious break so far? Well, I puked. Then I had an all day Harry Potter marathon because my last Harry Potter marathon was so rudely interrupted by an orchestra concert. I started crocheting again. Don't judge me. I love crocheting and I used to be really good at it but then I stopped when I discovered boys. And that some people don't think crocheting is cool. And this thing called homework in high school. But guess what? I don't care what people think about it! And I'm very ill with a sickness called senioritis so homework, ha! Guess what else I started doing this year that I stopped doing years ago. This...

Stalker Part Two

So I brought my stalker note to english class and showed half the class because, who wouldn't! It was kind of creepy! Then the teacher told me I should read it out loud to the class. After that I had to hand back some papers. And guess who had the same initials and the exact same handwriting. Yeah. So the person was in my class. And heard me read said note to the class. Whoops. Haha oh well.

Letter from my Stalker

I found this in my locker yesterday. I was a little creeped out, but impressed by the poetry. Hello good sir/maam, Yes, hello, good day. I'm oh so happy to be able to say hey. You are probably cool and really smart. But I don't know if you are good at art. So anyhow, my dog says bow wow and cats say meow and Italians say ciao! Oh and by the way, it's not that I'm a stalker, I just happened to see your locker. So I had to write a note and then run away by riding on a boat. With love and adoration, KM.

Dear Freshman. . .

You better watch out, I took a half hour of Karate. You never know when you'll need a kazoo. The capital has a 007 room for spies. And golden water fountains All of the water fountains in the school taste different.. This one's a three Grandparents will surprise you. Listen to them. It's ok if your eight year old cousins are tanner than you. At least you won't have cancer. Even pioneers can be gangsta. The best parties are the ones where people play spoons. Our heros are people too and make mistakes. They aren't as big as we made them out to be. Rock Sock Fridays must live forever. Take care of your pets. You never know how long you'll have them. Cow livers are much more disgusting after they've thawed out. Don't do drugs. Fingerpaint.                                        Even the best of us feel depressed. Tell someone. Go to a cross country meet. They're awesome. Ev...