Isn't there some song about confessions? Yeah, never heard it. But I've got some confessions. 1. I think the Fancy Feast cat love story is So. Stinking. Cute! I love how they continued it over multiple commercials. Brilliance. 2. I really dislike James Patterson. Mostly because he has a whole section in the bookstore, and his name is THIS BIG on all his books while the name of the other author who probably wrote most of the books name is This Big. James Patterson? I'm onto you. I know you probably write one chapter in the whole book, then say you co-wrote it, then put your name at the top in really big letters while the true authors name is so tiny, then you go make a commercial with your creepy self and say, "Hey, I just wrote this new book, woo I'm so awesome I make commercials even though I'm a pathological liar, so you should read my book!" Plus, he took one of my favorite series of all time and made it run on forever and ever and ever...