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Dear Freshman. . .


You better watch out, I took a half hour of Karate.
You never know when you'll need a kazoo.
The capital has a 007 room for spies.
And golden water fountains
All of the water fountains in the school taste different.. This one's a three
Grandparents will surprise you. Listen to them.

It's ok if your eight year old cousins are tanner than you. At least you won't have cancer.
Even pioneers can be gangsta.
The best parties are the ones where people play spoons.
Our heros are people too and make mistakes. They aren't as big as we made them out to be.
Rock Sock Fridays must live forever.
Take care of your pets. You never know how long you'll have them.
Cow livers are much more disgusting after they've thawed out.

Don't do drugs. Fingerpaint.                                        Even the best of us feel depressed. Tell someone.
Go to a cross country meet. They're awesome.


Even though you said you wouldn't talk about the AP test for a whole year, everybody talks about it at lunch afterwards while building a house out of menus.

 Make a band. Play a gig. Have a photo shoot.

You can only get these fancy suits at the Coroner's office.


Duct tape is. A. Maz. Ing.

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  1. KathyDecember 13, 2011 at 3:41 PM

    I love it! All of it so true. You are totally awesome.

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