I think I'm pretty funny sometimes. Like, when my conservative cousin got engaged, and I wrote on her bridal shower page on Facebook "Hey, remember when you made fun of me for working at Victoria's Secret? I bet you wished I still worked there now. ;)" Her fiance who I have never met was the only one who liked the status. I thought it was pretty funny, but knowing everyone else they probably thought it was just inappropriate. Lame.
Or the time that my co-worker came back from lunch and smelled like beer. Our student union is in an old brewery, so it is very possible to get some beer during lunch if one wanted. Anyways. I felt the need to tell him he smelt like beer. He was like, no, I just put some hand sanitizer on. And I said, I know what hand sanitizer smells like, and you smell like beer. Either you're lying or you've got a yeast infection. It took him a minute to laugh at that one.
Hahaha, this one cracks me up the most. Sammy was in the bathroom and I wanted to get him good, so I pulled his trashcan out and sat on it. Then I grabbed a book and some pants and bunched them up at my feet so it looked like my pants were down. (They weren't.) He walks in and is like why are you reading my math book, OH MY GOSH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! And I said, I really had to pee and you were using the bathroom so I improvised. He took the trashcan from me and made sure I didn't actually pee in it. Hahahaha I can't stop laughing right now thinking about it.
Although, if I'm going to be completely honest, I had to pee really really bad and when I first sat down on the trashcan my bladder was like oh! Let's go. Don't worry, only a teeny tiny dribble came out. I feel like this detail adds to the funniness of the situation.
Sammy's funny too! I'm just too busy laughing at myself to think of all the times he makes me laugh. :)
Or the time that my co-worker came back from lunch and smelled like beer. Our student union is in an old brewery, so it is very possible to get some beer during lunch if one wanted. Anyways. I felt the need to tell him he smelt like beer. He was like, no, I just put some hand sanitizer on. And I said, I know what hand sanitizer smells like, and you smell like beer. Either you're lying or you've got a yeast infection. It took him a minute to laugh at that one.
Hahaha, this one cracks me up the most. Sammy was in the bathroom and I wanted to get him good, so I pulled his trashcan out and sat on it. Then I grabbed a book and some pants and bunched them up at my feet so it looked like my pants were down. (They weren't.) He walks in and is like why are you reading my math book, OH MY GOSH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! And I said, I really had to pee and you were using the bathroom so I improvised. He took the trashcan from me and made sure I didn't actually pee in it. Hahahaha I can't stop laughing right now thinking about it.
Although, if I'm going to be completely honest, I had to pee really really bad and when I first sat down on the trashcan my bladder was like oh! Let's go. Don't worry, only a teeny tiny dribble came out. I feel like this detail adds to the funniness of the situation.
Sammy's funny too! I'm just too busy laughing at myself to think of all the times he makes me laugh. :)
Hahhaaha. I LOVE your sense of humor. That's what makes the perfect friend and spouse. haha! That first one is funny. I want to yell< "COME ON PEOPLE. HAVE A SENSE OF FUN." Too much conservatism is boooorinngggg
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