After yesterdays football game, which I did not watch, I was inspired to write a song about how I felt. Particularly when I opened up my facebook. See, I have a few of those facebook friends who feel the need to update us all on the play by play with multiple paragraphs. It's to the tune of I Dreamed a Dream from Les Mis.
There was a time when I actually read,
There was a time when I cared what you said,
There was a time,
And then it all went wrong.
Football season began once again,
And you felt the need to keep us updated,
With the play by play we could have saw,
If we cared what was happening.
They need to take your facebook away,
Until you learn to use it properly.
Perhaps you will one day,
When the season ends and we can all take a collective breath!
But you also like basketball.
And hockey, lacrosse, and musicals.
Your love of sports killed the dream I dreamed.
There was a time when I actually read,
There was a time when I cared what you said,
There was a time,
And then it all went wrong.
Football season began once again,
And you felt the need to keep us updated,
With the play by play we could have saw,
If we cared what was happening.
They need to take your facebook away,
Until you learn to use it properly.
Perhaps you will one day,
When the season ends and we can all take a collective breath!
But you also like basketball.
And hockey, lacrosse, and musicals.
Your love of sports killed the dream I dreamed.
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