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Sammy Speaks

(I let Sammy write on the blog today. This is what he had to say. No editing from me.)

Kylee likes fries. She steals my fries. Just kidding i offered them to her cause i like her. Kylee drools when she naps. I think its cute. I am Sammy. Yes that Sammy. I still do not understand the female brain. I have been with Kylee for a while and I still have no idea how it functions. It goes from here to China sometimes! The female mind is pretty funny too, like Kylee's. I don't think I will ever fully understand how women's brains work. Women are always thinking about something! I would be so tired if I thought about something every minute of the day! Why think so much? Thats okay though!

Guys we don't think about anything at all a lot of the time, we just do things. And are like yeah, I'm doing stuff! Thinking for long periods of time wears me out. But my favorite subject is philosophy! I'm a strange man. I wish I could have seen more of General Conference but that's okay I shall catch up on the talks! Uchdorf is a boss. Erying has a soothing voice. Monson is my prophet.Yeah. Girls smell nice. Kylee smells nice like all of the time I'm with her! Except her farts. In my car. Haha! I am a very lucky guy I only want Kylee passing gas in my car. Cause I like her. I love her actually. A lot. That's all I got! :)

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