I think I'm funny

. At work, I added Britney Spears and Justin Beiber as influences on my coworkers pandora station. When he came into work, he didn't switch it to that station like he usually does. So, I had to sneakily persuade him to change it, saying I was in the mood for something different. Phew almost did a different station though, so I kept talking. Then, he finally clicked on his station and Hit Me Baby One More Time started blasting. We both laughed hard but he thought it was just some fluke, and skipped to the next song. When he was talking to customers I would keep skipping songs until another pop one came on. He never figured it out that if added them, and I couldn't stop laughing at my genius so I just told him what I'd done. He said that that was very well played.

I had an essay due for economics. I was doing a book review of a book, crazy I know, and in the book the author briefly mentioned the economics of prostitutes. My professor always uses prostitutes as examples for everything. He has an odd fascination with them. So, in my essay I wrote, like another economist I know, the author has a fascination with prostitutes. 

I also wrote an entire paragraph about why economically it's less work to do an hourly job than to be an author. I was listing things that get in the way of writing, like economics essays. I then said I did a cost benefits analysis and decided I should do the essay.

Sammy was watching a football game last night and went to the bathroom. While he was gone I turned the channel to one of those hour long proactive infomercials. Sammy came back, got back to doing his homework, patiently waiting for the game to come back on. After about five minutes Adam Levine showed up and was demonstrating how he washes his face. Sammy hates Adam Levine. So that's when he started getting curious, asking how long was this commercial going for. He then hit cancel and saw that I changed the channel. I got a tickling for that one, but I couldn't stop laughing.