A Creature in the Bathroom

There is a creature under our bathroom sink. It has a hunger for chemicals. It ate through the toilet bowl cleaner, a bottle of toothpaste, through my lotion bottles, a hanger, mouth wash, soap, rose water, my prescriptions. It gnawed on all the boxes under the sink as well.

It left the scraps just sitting there.

This is definitely not a mouse. The teeth marks are pretty big and there's no poop. I'm scared it's just going to jump out at me! When I went and showed the ladies in the office the picture, they got to work and got people on the phone and were shocked. I am too! I can't wait to figure out what the heck this creature is, but at the same time, I sort of don't want to.

I feel so violated! Whatever this is, it went through all my stuff. We had a lot of stuff under the bathroom sink, and the things it chewed on were all over. I can't help but think of it climbing on all of my things, ahh!

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