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How to Hide Panty Lines

Sometimes I talk to myself in my head and write little advice books that I'd want to share with the world. And then I remember that I have a blog and can put them up as well! This is a little odd, but here are some tips on how to hide panty lines. Because let's face it, we can't all go commando like Kate Middleton and thongs are uncomfortable! Not to mention bad for your lady parts. So, here's a few tips I've come up with!

Patterns are your friend
If you have a ton of pattern going on in the bottom, it's harder to pick out individual lines. It's the zebra concept. With all those lines it's hard to tell where one ends and the other begins.
I always feel comfortable in these leggings because the patterns are so wild! I can't pick out a panty line and I know where it is!

Bikini style is better than no show panties
I worked at Victorias Secret for a bit, and continue to stay up to date on their products. I get the free coupons in the mail and always pick up my free pair. When I got two for their no show panties, I was so excited! All of my problems were solved! Ha! Nope. Instead of not showing, I could see everything. Out of all their other styles (besides thongs of course) bikini style is the best cut in my opinion when it comes to hiding panty lines. They cut in closer but still provide coverage and if you can find a line they aren't where the typical embarrassing panty line would be.
That's how I hid a panty line in this tight skirt that had no pattern, and my shirt wasn't very long. Which brings me to the next point.

Long tank tops/shirts
If there's a line that simply won't go away, then a long tank top or shirt can cover it up.
For this outfit, I employed long shirts when not posed awkwardly like this, and a crazy patterned top as a distraction.

Wear pants with pockets
I don't even know why they invented some without pockets. So that boys could know who isn't and is wearing underwear? Pants with some sort of pattern on the pocket help as well. They don't need to be bedazzled, just a little pattern to help you out!

Realize that I'm probably the only weirdo who is looking for panty lines
A therapist once told me that the things that annoy me in others are probably traits that I'm insecure about in myself. I think the same goes for panty lines. I'm worried mine are showing, so I notice other peoples or their lack of them. This probably isn't the biggest deal in the world, but I feel like someone out there might be wondering, how can I dress the way I like, without having to worry about this, without being more uncomfortable? Well, here are those tips. 

This is Kylee G, keeping it real!

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  1. SamaraAugust 29, 2014 at 4:54 PM

    Ha, I love this so much. I noticed once that my friend had REALLY BAD panty lines, and I told her, and she changed, but it was still pretty noticeable. Ever since, I kinda wonder about my underwear/pants combo... Hmm hmm.

    Also, I love that you can sign things as Kylee G. It's legit.

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